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A Pixelated Mind

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Twitter Grab Bags II

  • I realized why I’m so conceited: I have photoshop!
    April 17
  • “Five years ago, did you know where you’d be now?”
    “Man, five years ago, I didn’t know what GENDER I’d be now.”
    April 19
  • Note to self:  ‘Practice makes perfect’ is a bad thing to say to someone who just attempted suicide.
    April 21
  • Parental Advisory: Explicit AND Implicit Content
    April 21
  • I feel like writing in my diary… And this time i might tell the truth!
    April 22
  • You know what i’ve never seen that would be AWESOME? Baby juggling. I bet it’d be quite a show.
    April 25
  • Four attractive women smiled at me today. This doubles my life total.
    April 26
  • If we accept slippery slopes as logical fallacies, before you know it, we’ll all be wearing penguin-fur thongs!
    April 28
  • You’re 25? Weren’t you 22 back in march? ‘Yeah, but i’ve had a few birthdays since then.’
    May 2
  • I don’t tell people my parents lend me money, i tell them i deal drugs to children. It’s more respectable.
    May 3
  • Hi, i’m Super Pixel, i mean Regular Pixel. Damn it, I really suck at keeping a secret identity.
    May 5
  • At first, I was a vegetarian for all the animals. Now I just do it for the chicks.
    May 17
  • When i look in the mirror i don’t want to look good. I want to LAUGH.
    May 19
  • I’ve been single for too long. My lies are getting terrible.
    May 20
  • I put the ‘fist’ in ‘pacifist.’
    May 27
  • Why does nobody ever talk about John McCain’s combover? That’s a legitimate campaign issue, I think.
    July 8
  • When I end up in prison, facing imminent torture and death, I want to write my seminal work exploring the human condition: The Fluffy Pink Bunny.
    August 15
  • I can take a kick to the groin like a man: huddled over gasping for air and weeping slightly.
    August 15
  • I’d die for free speech, but i’d prefer to speak for free life.
    August 15
  • I have arrived at my brother’s place in North Carolina, alive… Yeah, I’m kinda disappointed too.
    August 16

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I realized why I’m so conceited: I have photoshop! April 17 “Five years ago, did you know where you’d be now?” “Man, five years ago, I didn’t know what GENDER I’d be now.” April 19 Note to self:  ‘Practice makes perfect’ is a bad thing to say to someone who just attempted suicide. April 21…