Have you ever seen American Pie?
- by Pixel
At the basketball game:
Me: Who’s Apple Pie?
John: She’s the last cheerleader on the right. The blond one.
Me: Dude. She looks like she’s Thirteen.
John: You don’t think I should call her Apple Pie?
Me: To be honest, no.
John: What do you think, then? Peach Pie? Blueberry Pie?
Me: Blueberry would be better: it is the Duke BLUE Devils.
John: Pumpkin Pie? Pecan Pie?
Me: I don’t know, but definitely not Cherry Pie.
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At the basketball game: Me: Who’s Apple Pie? John: She’s the last cheerleader on the right. The blond one. Me: Dude. She looks like she’s Thirteen. John: You don’t think I should call her Apple Pie? Me: To be honest, no. John: What do you think, then? Peach Pie? Blueberry Pie? Me: Blueberry would be…