Have you ever seen American Pie?

At the basketball game:

Me: Who’s Apple Pie?

John: She’s the last cheerleader on the right.  The blond one.

Me: Dude.  She looks like she’s Thirteen.

John: You don’t think I should call her Apple Pie?

Me: To be honest, no.

John: What do you think, then?  Peach Pie?  Blueberry Pie?

Me: Blueberry would be better: it is the Duke BLUE Devils.

John: Pumpkin Pie?  Pecan Pie?

Me: I don’t know, but definitely not Cherry Pie.

At the basketball game: Me: Who’s Apple Pie? John: She’s the last cheerleader on the right.  The blond one. Me: Dude.  She looks like she’s Thirteen. John: You don’t think I should call her Apple Pie? Me: To be honest, no. John: What do you think, then?  Peach Pie?  Blueberry Pie? Me: Blueberry would be…