The revolution will not be televised.
The revolution will not be televised. So no sense setting your TiVo.
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Pixel Q. refuses to talk about himself. If thou wishest, thou may infer from his blog what thou wishest.
Infinite monkeys on infinite typewriters will eventually rewrite Shakespeare.
Infinite monkeys on infinite typewriters will eventually rewrite Shakespeare. Or just one monkey and a REALLY good editor.
Why does everyone call me a megalomaniac? Is it because I’m so awesome?
Why does everyone call me a megalomaniac? Is it because I’m so awesome?
I’m going to fast all day in order to exercise poor judgment at dinner time.
I’m going to fast all day in order to exercise poor judgment at dinner time.
Carving out an hour of time is so much harder than carving out sixty minutes.
Carving out an hour of time is so much harder than carving out sixty minutes.
Why is it that there are no Native American barber shops? Is it because white people’d be afraid that they’d take too much off the top?
Why is it that there are no Native American barber shops? Is it because white people’d be afraid that they’d take too much off the top?
Other people on Facebook got the updated privacy policy message today, right? They’re not just mad at me, are they?
Other people on Facebook got the updated privacy policy message today, right? They’re not just mad at me, are they?
Erratum- the preceding article was firmly debunked immediately prior to submission.
Erratum- the preceding article was firmly debunked immediately prior to submission.
I’ve started a ‘friend tournament’ on facebook over who gets to hang out with me.
I think I broke Facebook. I’ve started a ‘friend tournament’ on facebook over who gets to hang out with me. It’s fabulous.
You got me to watch 20 hours of television this week.
You got me to watch 20 hours of television this week. Not many people can do that. Just you and the editors of TV Guide.