I’ve decided to update more often
But six words at a time. Clarity Sage says she wants to wait to start the group blog, so I’ll just start updating with what’s going on in my life to get in practice until then. Presumably, we’ll import those…
Pixel
Pixel Q. refuses to talk about himself. If thou wishest, thou may infer from his blog what thou wishest.
Best quote ever: “Do You know how long it takes to teach a monkey to gamble?”
Best quote ever: “Do You know how long it takes to teach a monkey to gamble?”
My friend: “Can you have a girl-crush on a boy? Or does that just become a regular crush?”
My friend: “Can you have a girl-crush on a boy? Or does that just become a regular crush?”
“I put a scared, 350 pound white man in a car with me”
My voice sounds like that because my nose still hurts… I’d like to think. Maybe I naturally sound like that… :-S Click here to hear me talk about the previous post. I hope this is the last I have to…
While you were drinking and having fun Friday night, I was getting beaten and burglarized
I write this from the couch where the most exciting part of this story happened. I’m an idiot five times before the end of this story, but rather than save my reputation, I’m going to be as honest as I…
Is beaten, but not broken.
Is beaten, but not broken. Need new glasses, last pair are crooked due to an unexpected high-speed collision with a very fat fist.
Day 2: It is a good sign when your nose decreases in ratio of blood to snot.
Day 2: It is a good sign when your nose decreases in ratio of blood to snot. EDIT: Cops have a guy! EDIT EDIT: Cops have THE guy. He had my iPod on him when they caught him and corroborated…
Today i was beaten, burgled, and had my house broken into today.
Today i was beaten, burgled, and had my house broken into. Not necessarily in that order. So he asked to use my phone, then started punching me. I fought him off and called the cops. I’d go on, but my…
I have to rewrite my suicide note.
I have to rewrite my suicide note. Teacher says the first draft was ‘too preachy.’
Buzzword Bingo Sheet
I… did it again. Not satisfied with any of the other bingo sheets out there, I made my own. It’s only useful for the next 18 hours, so download away and good luck!