There’s probably some drawbacks to the world being overtaken by zombies I’m not seeing. – Me, after seeing Resident: Evil; Extinction/ Constant body odor Odds are most of the beautiful women would keep their promises and die before they slept…
(I spent most of last night and this morning in a hospital waiting room. My friend Frank had to get his appendix removed and they couldn’t do it until 8 a.m. the next morning. In the mean time, I took…
I now hate the following states: Hawaii, Iowa, Rhode Island, South Dakota, Vermont, West Virginia, Wyoming, Arkansas and Regular Kansas on the count that I don’t have any fans from there… Except for tess coonce, who just found my blog…
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My mother has just informed me that my birth certificate says I’m “Caucasian.” Caucasia is a region in Eurasia bordered on the north by Russia, on the southwest by Turkey, on the west by the Black Sea, on the east…
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Web site down, host to blame, suicide imminent
Remember that ode I did to Bluehost? Yeah, I take that back… My blog has been down for two days because their server accidentally erased every index file…. yeah, thanks.
The better the citizenry as a whole are educated, the wider and more sensible public participation, debate and social mobility will be…Highly sophisticated Élites are the easiest and least original thing a society can produce. The most difficult and the…
Do I know myself? Well, yeah. I mean, I’d recognize myself if I saw me in a line up. – That’s just me talking to myself I think I know why the minority always dies in movies. It’s not hidden…