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Here’s To Moving On

Today we of the class 2006 go on to bigger and better things. We, who have been cloistered in the classrooms for the past ten odd years, now finally head out into the wide world we’ve worked so hard to…

DOSAGE

Dosage: Three tablets once daily, after food, during food, or before food. May be taken with liquids (not milk) if tepid (must be tepid) in glass (must be glass, plastic may cause combustion). Side effects may include: headaches, backaches, kneeache,…

WIRED

ME: Sorry, what were you saying? TED: What? ME: I just had an itch back there, that’s all. What were you saying? TED: …I’ve been talking for ten minutes… ME: True, true… but um… recap. TED: …Are you on drugs?…

Congratulations!

A Friend

Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a new Friend(tm) who will doubtlessly give you years of pleasure (actual pleasure not guaranteed, doubtlessness contested). Before you give your Friend(tm) a spin, though, there are a few safety concerns that…

An Introduction… and a ranting.

A Friend

Aloha to all of Pix’s fans. Due to other ‘commitments’ (which are doubtlessly more important to him than YOU people) I’ve been given the privilege of updating the Pixcapacitor! Who am I? Good question! I’m Ex_cal from ‘Borderland… Homeland… Wasteland‘.…