Tag: slice of life

The News Editor wants me to apply for the Editor-in-Chief position next year. At first I said ‘no’ out of modesty, but now I seriously don’t want to do it. Seriously. First off, I doubt I’ll have enough time. That semester will be the semester I start my paper. I will also need to take…

Pop philosophy: Carpe diem. Pix philosophy: I’m living in the When. I realized something the other day. I’m in friggin’ Australia! I am literally on the other side of the planet. WTF? I’m going to be telling stories about this time in my life and about the people that I met while I was here…

Wow. I just finished the last issue of last year. I’m a bit behind, as you can tell by this self-referrential link. Yeah. Now to finish the next one before the deadline of February 5th. Yikes. Still, post a comment here if you want a Pix Capacitor. Related posts: New poll for indepen Enter your…

Dear Gabe, Why do people shave their eyebrows? -Seattle-based Service Administrator. Dear Ass-backwards, You are probably saying this in remarks to what a local editor of a local paper did to his local face. Well, the most simple response to that is that people are stupid. We’re not saying this local editor is stupid, after…

Whoo! Life. I’ve been waiting for this for months! Life rules! Nothing bad could possibly happen now, I mean: I’m alive, right? No more womb for me (probably)! And I bet I grow up to be handsome and intelligent and well-educated. I can’t wait! I just hope I don’t turn out to be a loser…