Month: May 2007

1oi!0

In switching webhosts, I accidentally deleted my entire Web site.  Frustration and anger ensues. I don’t know whether I will be able to get everything back. *sigh*  Happy Birthday to me. Related posts: It’s That time of the Year Happy Birthday Jason D. Happy Belated B-Day Margret C. But, because you’re happy, neither of you…

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Headlines that, if true, would rock the world

Hillary Clinton confirms she is pregnant with Dick Cheney‘s baby New document suggest Hitler may have been former C.I.A. operative (I know, I know, the C.I.A. didn’t exist until 1947, but that’s exactly why it would rock the world) Richard Jewell confesses elaborate bomb plan: Previously exonerated Olympic bombing suspect states ‘I guess I did…

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Autosave is prejudiced against hard workers

Imagine two people, Carlos and Pixel. Carlos writes 1,000,000 words a minute, Pixel can write 10, but, if he has access to Carlos’ computer, he can add spelling errors to 999,999 words per minute. Carlos writes 5 novels, 3 novellas, a series of short stories and 29 microficticious stories in an hour.  Pixel can write…

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I’m such a jerk to myself (Part II)

Even when I expect nobody to read what I write (as in a diary or in general), I still write silly non-sequiturs or pathetically lonely attacks on my prior positions that I may or may not have actually ever held. My latest e-mail to myself: Dearest Pixel, I write this letter to inform you that…

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I’m such a jerk to myself

Futureme.org is a Web site that lets people send letters to themselves in the future. About a year ago, I found that Web site and sent myself a few letters. I just received them all. I’d forgotten that I’d written myself so much. It’s gotten to the point that I just delete my own letters…

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