Express Written Consent

Pixel Inc. and its subsidiary “A Pixelated Mind” also known as “pixcapacitor.com” (hereafter known as THE MAN) does hereby give you or your company (hereafter known as the AGENT) the following permissions:

• naming a building after Pixel
• copying and pasting entire articles or this Web site on the condition that you link to me or somehow intimate that Pixel wrote something worth reading once
• linking to A Pixelated Mind or intending to provide a link
• pretending to be just like Pixel
• reproducing Major League Baseball
• using Pixel as a character in a non-licensed Harry Potter fanfiction.
• writing a biography for fun and profit
• posting Pixel’s real name, birthday, social security number, credit card number, passwords, and fan fic name online
• comparing Pixel to Josef Stalin, but NOT Hitler
• naming your child any combination of “Pixel8shun,” “Sir Pixalot,” “Pixapotomus,” “Pixel A.” through “Pixel R.,” “Pixel T.” through “Pixel Z.” and “Steve” on the condition that we get to be the legal owners of your child’s future creative endeavors and that all of your child’s birthday cakes be shaped like Pixel’s face.

We DO NOT give you the right to name your child or building any non-alphanumeric representations of “Pixel.”  We DO NOT give you authority to live free OR die hard.  All other authorities to be determined.

Thank you for your interest,
Pixel Q.
Pixel Inc.

Pixel Inc. and its subsidiary “A Pixelated Mind” also known as “pixcapacitor.com” (hereafter known as THE MAN) does hereby give you or your company (hereafter known as the AGENT) the following permissions: naming a building after Pixel copying and pasting entire articles or this Web site on the condition that you link to me or…