I am in Arizona!

Actually, I’m writing this ahead of time so that, if I cannot get to the Internet today, you’ll still be able to read some yummy A Pixelated Mind thoughts.

So this is my new map. I’ve made four.  Get to know and love it.  But you guys don’t want to know where I am.  You want to learn what my trip has been like thus far.  ((Or so I’m predicting.))

So now, in no particular order, here are the crazy things that (will) have happened to me thus far:

• Just as I’d gotten out of New Mexico, I realized I’d forgotten my cell phone, wallet, and most of my clothes.
• I drove back the four hours to my house, repacked, then headed out again…
• … only to realize I had forgotten to get dressed and was, sadly, naked.
• I stopped on the side of the road to get dressed when a police officer came up demanding oral sex or he’d send me to jail.
• I let him give me oral sex.
• Then I drove for a few hours until a deer jumped in front of me.
• I wish I’d had a video camera, because I didn’t know that deer played hopscotch.
• So, after a few hours of driving and exhausting my entire collection of podcasts, I broke down in Tucson.
• I fixed my car in two minutes, but the exposure to the Tucson sun gave me a blistering sunburn.
• Then, at about 9, I arrived on campus at ASU and sat in on my friend Moira’s Introduction to Philosophy class.
• I took notes, but I was completely unprepared for her pop quiz.  I’m going to stick around afterward to see if I can make it up.
• We went to eat pizza.
• Now I’m sitting at her computer writing out this post.
• … only I’m not, because I wrote this last week.

See you soon!

Actually, I’m writing this ahead of time so that, if I cannot get to the Internet today, you’ll still be able to read some yummy A Pixelated Mind thoughts. So this is my new map. I’ve made four.  Get to know and love it.  But you guys don’t want to know where I am.  You…