Things I wish I could say to people, but can’t (pt. V of XXVI)
- by Pixel
It turns out I have to make friends whose names start with the following letters: Q, U, O, X. If you know a quirky Quentin, an unassuming Ursula, an original Omar, or a xenophobic Xavier, please: send them my way.
And now… more! (psst! I’ve just changed the pattern. Only one person got it before, which is good, but
- You intimidate me less than most of the people who are in your position. You’re smart, but you really should prepare more for things.
- Thanks for all the stuff. Was it awkward for you, too, to have to talk to me all the time last semester?
- You know, I knew you had a crush on me for years, but never did anything because I just had other stuff to do. Also: I found out you slept with one of my best friends. Yuck.
- *sigh* You know, if I’d kissed you on that one date we had a long time ago, our lives would be so different now. Specifically, I would have one further person on my list of regrets. ((Just kidding. I regret nothing. We wouldn’t have worked well together anyway.))
- I always liked you a little bit less as a person than I did your girlfriend… you were just too demanding and annoying. But you realize you went crazy, right?
- Aww, you’re awesome. Have a nice life, yeah?
- I hope I get to know you a little bit better next year. You seem pretty cool.
- You have an awesome beard.
Update: pt. i, pt. ii, pt. iii, pt. iv, pt. v, pt. vi, pt. vii, pt. viii, pt. ix, pt. x, pt. xi, pt. xii, pt. xiii, pt. xiv, pt. xv, pt. xvi, pt. xvii, pt. xviii, pt. xix, pt. xx, pt. xxi, pt. xxii, pt. xxiii, pt. xxiv, pt. xxv, pt. xxvi (most of these links won’t work until I actually publish the rest of the series. That said. Use these to navigate what you can until then.)
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It turns out I have to make friends whose names start with the following letters: Q, U, O, X. If you know a quirky Quentin, an unassuming Ursula, an original Omar, or a xenophobic Xavier, please: send them my way. And now… more! (psst! I’ve just changed the pattern. Only one person got it before,…
“Aww, you’re awesome. Have a nice life, yeah?”
I’m just going to assume this is me and blame you if I don’t end up having a nice life.