Things I wish I could say to people, but can’t (pt. VI of XXVI)

Even more!

  • I’m so damn sorry.  I wish I had known myself better so that this wouldn’t have happened.
  • The drugs really did a number on you, didn’t they?
  • I’m so very sorry I missed your wedding.  You got me where I am now, though, and I don’t want that to go in vain.
  • You have no idea how much I wish I could be angry at you.  It’s like when a puppy pees on your divorce papers: you’re angry, but they’re just too stupid to realize that they caused anything.
  • I don’t think anything you value is important in any way.  You probably feel the same way about me.  This makes me sad.
  • Please lose weight, for your own health and comfort, if nothing else.
  • Even though I was your ‘best’ friend, I actually never considered you a friend of mine.  I’m sorry that you didn’t or couldn’t make closer relationships.
  • I was really sad when things didn’t work out between us, but now that you’ve fundamentally changed your personality and values, I feel like I dodged a bullet.
  • I haven’t known you long enough to want to say something about you, but not to you.
  • One day, many years from now, when I see you on “To Catch a Predator,” I hope to be able to look back and deny ever knowing you.
  • You are possibly my most favorite person of all time.  It saddens me that I don’t see you or talk to you more.
  • Sorry about what happened between me and your girlfriend.  If it makes you feel any better, I always liked you better than her.  Plus: she went crazy.  You just went out of control.
  • I was really pretty incompetent when you hired me for that job.  And in retrospect, I don’t think you were doing me any favors.
  • Hey: Marxism isn’t the answer.  It doesn’t even matter what the question is.  Just let it go.

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Even more! I’m so damn sorry.  I wish I had known myself better so that this wouldn’t have happened. The drugs really did a number on you, didn’t they? I’m so very sorry I missed your wedding.  You got me where I am now, though, and I don’t want that to go in vain. You…