Happy Bidet

Word to the wise. Today is Frank Jagear’s birthday. Be sure to throw some rocks at him.

Jcak and Margret, sitting in a tree…

Pix: they’re smart Pix: usually smarter than you and I Pix: … well, you anyway Jcak: yeah, but i still say adelay is freaking hot Pix: I’ve gotten better IM’s from a drunken monkey Jcak: haha Pix: It must be…

Yey!

It’s almost really November 29. Ha! I told y’all we’d actually get here! Boo-ya! p.s. you mean these weren’t all posted on Monday? Huh?? And now…. NO COMMENTS!!! HA HA HA HA HA!!!!

Update, Dammit, Update!!

I was angry at myself for not updating until I realized that it was my duty to update it and I couldn’t expect something new unless I, myself, put it up there. That sucks. Someone throw eggs at my window.…

Scholarly Dissertation

A 2005 wish list: $7 an hour job tutoring stupids with low self-esteems. $2000 American Atheists Scholarship. $3000 President’s Associate’s Scholarship. $3666 Lottery Scholarship. $950 Federal Pell Grant. ( $9000 Loan?) -$2000 Starting up a new hair-cutting business. -$3666 Tuition…

Slave Labor

Hey, check out what chocolate companies are eVil: ADM Cocoa USA Anette’s Chocolate Factory USA Ben & Jerry’s USA Chocolate Manufacturers Association USA Chocolates à la Carte USA Chocolates by Bernard Callebaut USA David Alan Chocolatier USA Cadbury Ltd EnglandFowler’s…

Partey!

My mom left for the weekend. You know what this means! Par-tey! … Now to get all of my friends here. … … Do you think I can make friends and have them come to my partey the same day?…

The Signs

Okay, everybody admit it: you’re guilty of these aren’t you? Aren’t you? I know when I was a kid, sitting on the john and playing with my dolls, I would just cry at how my mommy didn’t buy me enough…

School Blues Clues

Here I am, busy as a be and I can’t help but stop and post a quick update: I can’t find my friend’s girlfriend… and I really need to give her a ride. Without me, who’s going to take her…

A Ren Fair to Remember

The Renaissance Fair was today. If you missed it, you’re a loser. Ha ha ha! Oohhh… but seriously, I just want to see where, if anywhere, this blog gets published. p.s. No comments allowed on this post! Just because I…

indepen

I gotta write the indepen soon, or the fans will have my head on a platter (they’re bad cooks, but good showmen). Still though, I can pause to tell you about this, that, the other thing.

Color Time

Changed the colors… and mispelled posts… Don’t you much prefer #2ad to #9ad? I know I do. And isn’t it much better to see #ad1 when you hover instead of #ccc? Boy, where would we be without the colors between…

Poopshoot

Pix: So. What does one say on a blog? Ourwords2004: anything one wishes to say at that moment in time. … is that so? in that case. Poop.