Month: November 2004

First E-Mailed Post!

Yey! I just broke my e-mailing blog cherry. And now… shit happening: The worlds’ religions according to Shit Taoism Shit Happens Confucianism Confucius say “Shit Happens” Buddhism If Shit Happens, it really is not Shit. Zen What is the sound of shit happening? Hinduism This Shit Happened before (and it will Happen again). Related posts:…

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Conan

I am Co-Nan! Yey! You know what I hate? Checking a blog and seeing it not be updated. That just really burns my craw! Not nearly as much as having nobody comment, but heck, I only have one craw to burn at a time. In any case. GO ISEP!! I thank I shall go to…

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Ind e-Pen # XLVIII a spoofy little druglord

The Ind e-Pen +++vol+1+++BT+48+++ Introduction ================== Happy Belated Tofurky Day, everybody! I hope you all had some excellent meatless turkey this week with your vegetarian family.. Hmm.. wait. Am I alienating too many people with this talk? Let me start over… Happy Belated Tofurky Day, all Orthodox Jews! I hope you all had an excellent…

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Ind e-Pen # XLVII or so… ehh, who cares?

The Ind e-Pen +++vol+1+++BT+47+++ Introduction ================== I remember this one time they made me write my epitaph (that thing on your tombstone). I don’t remember what I wrote anymore, but I remember it was something great. Like “Ergo ‘er lies Carlos Mariscal, known to some as Pixel Qyw Styx, to others as Eli Whitney Carver,…

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Ind e-Pen # XLVI. The Registered Text Offender

The Ind e-Pen +++vol+1+++BT+46+++ Introduction ================== Wow. I sure did pissed off a lot of butt. Everyone else, by which I mean Stan, Mr. Miguel, Jess, Tess (hi, nice to meet you. I write silly e-mails), Stefania, and T-Bone either agreed with me, agreed with someone similar to me, didn’t not disagree with me, or…

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Pete Dominici Sucks Large Wobbly Mule Penis

Pete Dominici voted FOR thining trees and FOR drilling in ANWR. What a flaming scuzzbucket. I think he voted against improving fuel efficiency standards, too… jerk. Related posts: Bored Yup. Today is a slow Me news day. These kinds of days do happen, we kid you not. So no major posts except for me whining…

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