The Signs

Okay, everybody admit it: you’re guilty of these aren’t you? Aren’t you?

I know when I was a kid, sitting on the john and playing with my dolls, I would just cry at how my mommy didn’t buy me enough thin, colored underwear. Luckily, I could skip in my sandals and use bright colored crayons… as if that makes up for the fact that I never had enough phallic foods to eat.

Okay, everybody admit it: you’re guilty of these aren’t you? Aren’t you? I know when I was a kid, sitting on the john and playing with my dolls, I would just cry at how my mommy didn’t buy me enough thin, colored underwear. Luckily, I could skip in my sandals and use bright colored crayons……