Month: January 2005

Q: Why is it so cold at Christmas? A: Because it’s in Decemberrrrrrrrrrr!!! Q: Why does Santa have 3 gardens? A: So he can ho-ho-ho. Q: Mam, can i have a dog for Christmas? A: No, you can have a turkey like everyone else. Q:Why was Santa’s little helper depressed? A: He had low elf…

Oh, man. I was just reading about this guy and I got the weirdest feeling. It was an urge of some sort… almost a mix of feeling crazy and lying. I think I’m going to sleep now… pfft! Like anyone really has these problems! *whimper* :$ Related posts: House cleaning Some quick administrative business before…

Boy, having nobody read what you write sure does suck. Especially when you fancy yourself a writer. Oh, well. Poop on a stick. The benefits outweigh the drawbacks, of course. I mean, this way I can tell super-awesome secrets and nobody will be the wiser. I can blast people I have no problem with with…

Ahh… finally, some news you can use… New Mexico: must not be 4 or more years older than teen States where the age of consent is 16: Alabama, Alaska, Arkansas, Connecticut, D.C., Georgia, Hawaii, Indiana, Kansas, Kentucky, Maine, Maryland, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi, New Jersey, North Carolina, Ohio, Oklahoma, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, South Dakota, and Vermont…

A-D * Albania: 14 * Algeria: 16; same sex relationships are illegal * Andorra: 16 * Antigua: 16; 18 for homosexual males * Argentina: 15; though can be 12 in certain cases * Australia o Australian Capital Territory, New South Wales, Northern Territory, Western Australia and Victoria: 16 o Queensland: 16 (18 for anal sex)…

>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>ind e-pen>>> << vol. 2 BT 1 << <<<<<<<<<<<<<< Introduction ================== Happy New Year, all! Yep, another 366 days down, and nothing to show for it, except for the new season of the Simpsons and a bunch of Animorphs books that I’ve been devowering at a rate of three a day. Hopefully some stuff…