enough

alright. Enough stealing Gorzo‘s posts. It’s not even fun anymore. It’s like he wants to suck. Jeez…

Boo Ya, Grandma!

Wow. So it wasn’t a fluke. Apparently, another person believes I’m intriguing. It seems that there’s an entire group of people alive in Washington (Wenatchee or Entiat) who know and/or like each other. I might even go so far as…

Kickbum

See? Some people think I’m interesting! And not just for my viewspaper, either *grumble, grumble, grumble* Sure, they’re about 1000 miles away, but hey: I don’t see you having peeps!

SOTU?

Hmm… The real State of the Union, eh? Gotta admit, this was disappointing… to say the least. This one, however, is pretty friggin’ good.

What do you get when…?

What do you get when you type in “What do you get when” in a search engine? … the first half of a hundred thousand jokes. Which you’d think would at least be half funny…

indepen

I’m thinking that if nobody says anything within the next month, I won’t write any more indepens. I just don’t feel they’re being warmly received. Perhaps I’m too picky. Eh.

Butt!

Hey, guess what? From now on, everything Butt posts on his blog will be reposted here, only better. So why bother going to his blog when you can go to mine? Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!!

Golden

So the Pink Panther, Bert, Ernie, Tinky-Winky, Buster the Bunny, Barney, and Spongebob are all gay. Huh. Let’s let Dr. Dobson explain it for us: ‘Imagine a classroom full of wide-eyed five-year olds, sitting in a circle in front of…

Hahahahhhhahahaha!!!!

You’ve gotta love their optimism: “President Bush is not content to be the best President since Reagan; he wants to be the greatest President since Lincoln. I still think he has a shot. The next few months will tell a…

Well put, Markos, well put.

“In the feverish minds of the war apologists, it doesn’t matter that no WMDs were found, that torture chambers are still open for business, that this war is now rivaling Saddam’s brutality for sheer number of Iraqis killed, that the…

Go Sharon, Go Sharon, It’s your birthday!

Sharon Stoned!

“Hollywood siren Sharon Stone, more used to the film studio than the business stage, stole the limelight Friday with an impromptu fundraiser at the World Economic Forum that secured one million dollars in aid to Africa. Seizing her chance during…

Well said, old man

Sharon Stoned!

An election by any other name… “The elections are by no means an indication that the US is considering a pullout. In fact, it wants to reduce its military presence in the country by withdrawing from the major cities, particularly…

According to Ok Cupid,

Sharon Stoned!

Compared to males his age: He’s more energetic   He’s more compassionate   He’s more mathematical   He’s more progressive   He’s more optimistic   He’s less sex-driven   He’s more adventurous   And is… …adventurous?        …

Sadness

Sharon Stoned!

I’ve done a lot of things that I’m ashamed of in my life and a few things that I’m proud of. I’ve also done some things that I’m proud of, but also ashamed of (as in action/context). I’ll give you…