101?
Jebus Cripes! 56 official posts in the month of January. Perhaps I am having too much fun with this blog? Nah… there’s no such thing.
100!!
And what better way to celebrate lucky #100 than by printing an unoriginal survey gacked from KJ Ramo, also known as Butt. 1. First Name? Carlos, Pixel, local 2. Were you named after anyone? Your mom. But actually, no. At…
Pure, unadulterated Egoism
Oh, my word! I’ve been quoting myself all week! Isn’t that a funny course of events. See, since I decided that I hate humanity, I started saying really offensive stuff like “Don’t you just hate white people?” Who’d’ve thunk I’d…
A note on stuff
I blog a lot, don’t I? And a blog a lot of misdirected links, don’t I? Damn. I shouldn’t have said anything. Now people are going to know I do it on purpose (psst! Do you like that save? Like…
And now, for something completely different
The last post was my first drafted post. This one is my first picture. Enjoy: (Gacked from Lauren) ((Gacked the word ‘gacked’ from Lauren)) (((She’s the one who is a female human. I met most of these people last year…
The Problem
The problem with being quasi–political, quasi–intellectual, quasi–odd, and quasi–funny is that nobody is ever satisfied. If I write “poop,” 50% of my fans are disappointed, and 25% accuse me of cheapening honest discourse and making my ‘side’ seem stupid. If…
Set Up for next post
People who say that a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush have obviously never had two in the bush 😉
Ethics
What is right? Freak if I know. I can’t even define ‘red’ or ‘salt’ without using ‘reddish’ or ‘salty.’ But maybe that’s exactly it. Right isn’t something you get taught. It’s something you observe. You learn right from ostention,– which…
93!!
This is My 93rd Post!! Yey!! Yey!! Where’s the party at? note: I do know that that was a preposition that I ended the sentence in. But I just couldn’t help it.
Pix Capacitating Again
Wow. I just finished the last issue of last year. I’m a bit behind, as you can tell by this self-referrential link. Yeah. Now to finish the next one before the deadline of February 5th. Yikes. Still, post a comment…
It turns out he’s a Secular Humanist
wuzzle wazzle?
tee hee hee hee
“Do it now. You’ve been swallowing the truth for all of these years. Tell him to stop.” — Law & Order: SVU That’s not the only thing that he’s swallowed. He heh…
Hiking the Trail
So T-Rob is planning on hiking the Appalachian mountains after graduation. I think I’m going to go with him. C’mon, what else am I going to do with those 6 months?
How much am I worth?
Less than T-Rob. Less by $187, 562… I’m worth $1,914,142. Edit (June 17, 2024): 19 years later, I’m worth $2,095,152. That’s an average of earning 4.76 an hour for 19 years. Oof, that hurts.
I love Drew
And I mean both Carey and Barrymore, but this time I’m talking about the cute girl (shut up, she’s beautiful and you know it). And I’ve always liked her (my longest standing crush to date. Number 2 is Kirsten Dunst……
In Visibility
If you could choose to be invisible forever, would you? I would.
Ind e-Pen 2, #IV, Arr Matey!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>ind e-pen>>> < < vol. 2 BT 4 << <<<<<<<<<<<<<< Intro. Oh, my! Guess what I’m doing? That’s right! I’m writing another script! Only, instead of this one being based on previous work, I’m writing it out of my…
What a porkie pile of raspberries!
Oh, these Merchant Bankers have me just about Creamed. This isn’t the Baked Bean’s English, it’s all Bubble to me! What a load of Cobblers!