Sharon Stoned!

Pure, unadulterated Egoism

Oh, my word! I’ve been quoting myself all week! Isn’t that a funny course of events. See, since I decided that I hate humanity, I started saying really offensive stuff like “Don’t you just hate white people?” Who’d’ve thunk I’d come up with that over a year ago. It went like this:

Pixel: So, Sock, *dramatic music* don’t you just hate white people?
Socrates: What?? No! Aren’t you a journalist?
Pixel: I fail to see your point. What are you getting at?
Socrates: What kind of a journalist are you?
Pixel: The kind that asks the biting questions that America wants to know.


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