Wally-“News” Faux-Mart

Wal-Mart “has been accused of such things as discrimination, human rights violations, paying miserably low wages, destroying local environments, locking employees inside its stores, invading residential neighborhoods, creating traffic congestion, noise and light pollution, contributing to urban sprawl, and censoring…

Semi-Jacked

I’d actually seen this before, but every time I look at it, I want to punch a Republican…

More Stolen Stuff

“Guess what I have! “That’s right! A recipe for hotdogs! “Who wants to hear it?! “Everyone? “Great! “Here! Look at it! “Fish Chicken feet Chicken carcasses Chicken heads Lungs plus trachea Udder Liver Fresh blood Wheat flour Salt PP530 Water…

I love George Clooney

Apparently, after 9/11, O’Reilly attacked George Clooney and all of the celebrities who held a fundraiser for the victims’ families. He accused them of stealing funds and being liars. Well, after the Tsunami in Southeast Asia, George Clooney and the…

More Stolen Stuff

Garfield and Friends – Saturday morning, baby. Teddy Ruxpin – Damn… this one’s ancient… Captain Planet – Am I the only one with nothing but positive memories of Captain Planet? Oh, sigh. Duck Tales – Ooh! ooh! This was before…

Etiquette

is there such a thing as blog-etiquette? Like, is it wrong to steal all of another blog’s links? hmm… Oh, well. Look! Mars! eew… Okay, it looks bad, I admit, but give him the benefit of a doubt..

The Troops

Good god. You know, my brother’s in the army. A bunch of my friends from high school are in the Navy, and a whole heck of a lot of good people are probably enlisted in Zeus-knows what. But still, I…

I was supposed to wake up at 10…

I’ve been up for two hours now. Have you ever woken up earlier than you had to? Yeah, me either. I’m thinking this is penis related. You’d be surprised how often my problems are penis related…

Notebook Diaries

So I was reading this diary and I realized that I either wanted to kill this girl or cry reminiscing. And knowing myself, I’m going to end up doing the wrong one..

Christmas Cracker Jokes

Q: Why is it so cold at Christmas? A: Because it’s in Decemberrrrrrrrrrr!!! Q: Why does Santa have 3 gardens? A: So he can ho-ho-ho. Q: Mam, can i have a dog for Christmas? A: No, you can have a…

A Pal Indeed

Oh, man. I was just reading about this guy and I got the weirdest feeling. It was an urge of some sort… almost a mix of feeling crazy and lying. I think I’m going to sleep now… pfft! Like anyone…

Secrets

Boy, having nobody read what you write sure does suck. Especially when you fancy yourself a writer. Oh, well. Poop on a stick. The benefits outweigh the drawbacks, of course. I mean, this way I can tell super-awesome secrets and…

Age of Domestic Consent

Ahh… finally, some news you can use… New Mexico: must not be 4 or more years older than teen States where the age of consent is 16: Alabama, Alaska, Arkansas, Connecticut, D.C., Georgia, Hawaii, Indiana, Kansas, Kentucky, Maine, Maryland, Michigan,…

Age of International Consent

A-D * Albania: 14 * Algeria: 16; same sex relationships are illegal * Andorra: 16 * Antigua: 16; 18 for homosexual males * Argentina: 15; though can be 12 in certain cases * Australia o Australian Capital Territory, New South…