Month: January 2005

Jebus Cripes! 56 official posts in the month of January. Perhaps I am having too much fun with this blog? Nah… there’s no such thing. Related posts: Dear Drew, How are you? This letter is in response to your letter dated February 9, 2005. Dear sir –STOP– We are writing you this letter to tell…

And what better way to celebrate lucky #100 than by printing an unoriginal survey gacked from KJ Ramo, also known as Butt. 1. First Name? Carlos, Pixel, local 2. Were you named after anyone? Your mom. But actually, no. At least I hope not. 3. Do you wish on stars? not anymore. Three bad experiences…

Oh, my word! I’ve been quoting myself all week! Isn’t that a funny course of events. See, since I decided that I hate humanity, I started saying really offensive stuff like “Don’t you just hate white people?” Who’d’ve thunk I’d come up with that over a year ago. It went like this: Pixel: So, Sock,…

I blog a lot, don’t I? And a blog a lot of misdirected links, don’t I? Damn. I shouldn’t have said anything. Now people are going to know I do it on purpose (psst! Do you like that save? Like I was always doing it on purpose or something. He he heh). 98, right? Related…

The last post was my first drafted post. This one is my first picture. Enjoy: (Gacked from Lauren) ((Gacked the word ‘gacked’ from Lauren)) (((She’s the one who is a female human. I met most of these people last year at iup. Ahh… iupeons. Will classical wonders never die?))) 97 Related posts: Ind e-Pen XXXI…

The problem with being quasi–political, quasi–intellectual, quasi–odd, and quasi–funny is that nobody is ever satisfied. If I write “poop,” 50% of my fans are disappointed, and 25% accuse me of cheapening honest discourse and making my ‘side’ seem stupid. If I write “Bush just opened up a wildlife reserve like a tin can, and he…