Ode to Amelia

Amelia, Oh Amelia, you’re too young for me, as far as
moody swimmers go. Although, just so you know,
everytime you post, my heart beats like so.
lucky am I, that I was able to meet–
in a metaphorical sense, I hope you do see–
a girl who was so wry, and quick on her feet.My, oh, my, how ‘striking‘ you are!
(institutional memory does not go very far)
never mind I’ve nev’r met thee, nor sight be seen,
–
Verily I searched, and my eyes grew weary,
even as I typed in my search query,
never willing to rest was I, lest
desperation make one ask why,
i searched and pondered, wishing to please
this crazy kid who likes Catcher in the Rye
the Grapes of Wrath, Of Mice and Men (geez!), and
including– this time– Banner in the Sky.

Rock on Donnie Darko sans chick flicks,
oh, yeah, laughing retardedly in the publics,
cello on, easy listening hardcore,
kick bum, deep thinking a little more…
says the Ode to Amelia, by Pixel Q. Styx

P.S. The following people– unless you feel otherwise– suck:
Briana Loftus, Chantelle Courtney, Nicole Sawatzki, Sarah Hicks, Jamie Johnson, Sara Breczinski, Hanna Connett, BreAna Miller, Amy Bergley, Breanna Edwards (ix-nay on the eanna-Bray), Lauren Malthaner, Chelsey Stanger, Tiffy Shirts (*ahem* I mean, “Jane Doe.” “Tiffy Shirts” was a typo), Laura Chapman, and Cecily Nix (okay, not Cecily, but I’m just lost when it comes to that girl).