Month: May 2005

While cruising today, I noticed that of the dozen or so stations on the radio, a full four of them were Christian. This man on one station was complaining about people who comment on the bible. “Why listen to them when we can go straight to the source?” He argued. Then he went on to…

When I first bought my car, I thought, “ooh, a hybrid! All my car woes will cease from this day forth.” Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha…

I have a friend who had been in a committed relationship for about a million years. Some time ago, they broke up because my friend cheated–multiple times– with a person five years older who was also in a blasted relationship. I have another friend who, for all outward appearances, was knocked up by a man…

After several years of publicly denouncing ‘yo momma’ jokes and insults, I finally began spewing them like no orifice was enough. I didn’t want to, but I couldn’t stop. Finally, just as my friends started partaking in the festivities, I grew weary and stopped. Just in time, too, because I immediately issued a new pixel…

Turns out I didn’t get up at 10:20. I wanted to, but I didn’t. I suspect it’s Lou Gehrig’s Disease, I should call my old, favorite student, comission he write a book of me, so then some guy eight years later will read it while updating his blog and think of me… Crap. Now I…

I love blogger. These tutorials can even let me look like a savvy techno-guy. And now… sleep. In case you didn’t read the newly positioned permalink (top right), it’s 5:02 right now… and I have to get up at 10:20. Related posts: Is this the best blog ever? I think it just might. Let me…