March of DEATH
Boy, is my face red. Yours would be too if you’d just finished a weekend filled with fires, weeds, dirty water, yo mamma jokes, little or no Halo, swimming, a ten mile hike of death, a surprisingly awesome party with…
Don’t you just love my new labels? This way you don’t have to read the posts that don’t interest you. For instance, the entire month of May…
Have you ever heard something that made you laugh or chuckle? But then you go back and analyze it and you find out that you have no idea what the person’s angle is or what he’s really saying? I live…
Dems Whine, Repubs Ouster
What?? You didn’t vote for Nader?? You’re sooo out of my blog. What?? You eat meat?? You’re soooo gone. What?? Your hair is short?? That sound like something HITLER would do!! You’re sooooo kicked out. What?? You’re Super-Christian?? You’re soooooo…
A Fire Outside
This post is bigger than the ratio of George Lucas’ movie writing skill to the success of his movies. If this is your first time on this blog, go away, we don’t want you here. Go see Morris. He wants…
Il in Finito
Acabo de acabar mis exámenes finales. Ay Caramba, como me violaron… Me siento como si mis pompis jamas se cerrarán completamente otra vez. Pinches examenes… Ay. Pero lo qué se me parece más gracioso es que NUNCA estudié. En serio,…
TNMT
What happens when the TV series you grew up watching was non-canonical? Do you give up your claims to its awesomeness and superiority over other incarnations and interpretations of it? Do you investigate these incarnations with a more accepting eye…
Tools
all cops are bastards, parking enforcers are the tools of bastards.
Sith Happens.
$115 Million budget for the sixth movie in a franchise that passed its peak 25 years ago… The Phantom Menace sucked anus, the Attack of the Clones was the equivalent of a live fart, what makes anybody want to watch…
Sleep– My Bane
Note: relatively long post. First time visitors to this blog should go away. Possibly to barely-legal, the blog. Humans spend one third of their life asleep. Not all at once, mind you, you can’t go to sleep at 50, wake…
Gabe’s Boogers and Bullets
Dear Readers, I just finished the Wikipedia Americana. Yes, I know I started off reading the Encyclopædia Canadia, but that’s just one of my quirks. I always finish things I didn’t even start. It’s the reason my divorce was so…
Note to Self: Brain space for sale, will take any offer
Note to Self: Ibook, youbook, we all book for Facebook! Note to Self: That rhyme doesn’t work with anything but Myspace. Note to Self: What’s Myspace? Note to Self: What’s Facebook? Note to Self: I don’t know. I’m Australian. Note…
Sorcerer’s Stone Dumbledore 3
Pixel Q. Styx: ‘Tis a good title, you think? Albus Dumbledore: I love it. In fact, it’s good enough to be a movie title! Pixel: Oh, like the hit book of the same name, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince?…
Notes to Success
The following is, word for word, the notes that I had for my Pro-PATRIOT Act presentation in which I handed my opponents their bums on a platter: constitution is a living document under attack, countries withdraw C Library records avail.…
It’s FINAL (‘s week)
Worst things that can happen to you during finals: You show up to your Final Exams only to realize that there was a class you never showed up for throughout the semester and you have to make up for it…
Kids are Stupid
Crudler. It is now May. The month of the emerald. Taurus cusp Gemini. The Roman Kalends of Maius. Peter Parker’s aunt May. Can I? Yes you can, but May you is the question. It’s May. May May May. And as…