Month: August 2005

I’m Afraid of Americans

I hate Americans. I never realized how annoying they were until I left the country, but Americans are really annoying and chock full of themselves. Take a look of what an actual American has said, read it out loud if you don’t believe me: Aussie: Where’re you from? Pixel: New Mexico Aussie: Where?? Pixel: It’s…

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Oh, and I met a Communist

It turns out that I have a talent at picking universities. At the last one, I arrived on exchange just as the president resigned without warning and the teachers threatened to strike. This time, I’m in a Uni that hasn’t had a newspaper in 15 years (product niche, here we come!), hasn’t had legitimate elections…

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The Keys to my Heart

Okay, thanks to a good friend of mine, I got the idea for a new meme. It’s pretty self-explanatory. “Have you ever noticed how someone’s set of keys is like a summary of themselves? Here are small pieces of property arranged in a certain manner, perhaps the owner layed out a specific arrangement (as I…

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The “Intelligent Design” argument was designed quite stupidly

So it turns out that the ‘function argument’ dates back to Aristotle. Let’s give a quick overview of the function argument for those of you not lucky enough to be philosophy, history, or religious studies students: A chair has a function: to sit. A bad chair is that in which sitting is done poorly or…

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