The Keys to my Heart
- by Pixel
Okay, thanks to a good friend of mine, I got the idea for a new meme. It’s pretty self-explanatory.
Pixel’s Keys: Two (2) legit. keys (to my building and house), one (1) green ID card so that the keys can be returned to the Uni if I lose them, one (1) jump drive:128 MB that my father gave me, one (1) rape whistle so that I can call rapists whenever I need them or annoy passersby if I’m feeling particularly bored, one (1) key chain that was attached to a pair of my pants for four years before I randomly stuck it on this, two (2) lanyards for super-awesome Ninjitsu style swinging action (One is white on red and says QANTAS and the other is black on white and says Scooby-Doo).
Your turn.
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Okay, thanks to a good friend of mine, I got the idea for a new meme. It’s pretty self-explanatory. “Have you ever noticed how someone’s set of keys is like a summary of themselves? Here are small pieces of property arranged in a certain manner, perhaps the owner layed out a specific arrangement (as I…