Stoned in San Francisco
- by Pixel
Dear Gabe,
My brother is an anti-conformist, but such to the point that he aggravates poeople and makes things hard on everyone, especially himself.
Can you supply any advice to him on ‘bending like the grass’ vs. ‘falling like the oak. ‘
‘S’ed n’ F’ed’
Dear Stoned,
You expect me to answer your letter. No way, man, I’m not going to conform to your desires and whims. Uh-uh!
Oh, wait, I was supposed to be making a point. That’s right: don’t do drugs kids. Also, think for yourselves, but only so much that you don’t realize how cliché my advice is. After all, it is better to bend like the gay-gay, stubby grass, than fall like the mighty oak and crush the puny grass beneath you.
… probably. So long as you don’t annoy anybody with your personality, you’re good.
In your personal case, SinSF: you’re not good.
Love,
Gabe.
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Dear Gabe, My brother is an anti-conformist, but such to the point that he aggravates poeople and makes things hard on everyone, especially himself. Can you supply any advice to him on ‘bending like the grass’ vs. ‘falling like the oak. ‘ ‘S’ed n’ F’ed’ Dear Stoned, You expect me to answer your letter. No…