You’re never going to guess who, trust me

Here’s another fun game: Come up behind a total stranger (extra points if they’re talking in a group) and cover their eyes. They will try to guess who you are. After a minute, uncover their eyes and when they ask…

I Pee Too II

In looking over my archives for the Eli’s, I ran across a previous post that I think needs more attention: It’s about how sometimes there is intelligence is hidden in random places. It was called the “Intelligence in Inappropriate…

Too stressed to think up a good title

Apologies in advance for lack of updating now and for the next few weeks. It turns out that Finals week drags on for a fortnight here. I’m not getting any sleep tonight (I’m watching Roswell). Update: Apparently I update much…

Tao of Gabe: On History

Tao of Gabe Gabe the Benevolent Beaver here worried about his place in the history books. I worry about what is going to survive me when I can no longer the job myself. More than anything, I’d hate to be…

The Long Hug Goodnight

Some time ago, I decided that I needed more hugs. I was only getting one or two hugs per day and I was feeling listless. So I decided that I would give myself a quota. I figured that if I…

How Pixel got his Oomph Back

Last Thursday I was listless. Where my list was, I did not know. You can probably tell, going over the archive, that I did not feel like doing much. And the stuff I did do, I did not enjoy. It…

Flaming staffs of spin… And Twins!

Thursday at the regular Pyromaniacs meeting, I met two girls named Cam-ee (ka-MEE) and Nikki (it turns out I was one letter off last time. I accidentally spelled it “N9kki.” My bad) They were twins. Now, before anybody calls me…

Did he just say what I think he said?

I walk around campus a lot. It’s been a habit of mine ever since grade school. If I’m not hanging out with my friends, I walk around looking for friends. Sometimes I spend half an hour going over the same…

I didn’t realise I had an ilk

I’ll be the first to admit I have different beliefs from most people. Because of that, I tend to keep to my own in ideological battles. I don’t go around from message board to message board attacking creationists (though my…

Don’t have a COW, man

Assuming the “Coalition of the Willing” (hereafter referred to as “COW”) pulled out of the war in Iraq, would that make the war a loss? Historically, people might say that the initiators pulling out means that they felt they were…