Tao of Gabe Gabe the Delightful Beaver here with a preposterous claim: Cookie Monster never eats cookies!! Check it out the next time you see him. He always yells and moves his hands in a purposeful manner, but every single…
Damn, I love my mom, Hola Chaparrito, Es muy triste cuando nos pasa eso. A mi una vez se me perdio el disquete y tuve que hacer todo el trabajo de nuevo. Otra vez trabaje todo el fin de semana…
You know what I just remembered? When I was a kid, my godmother used to electrocute me. She thought it was therapeutic or beneficial or something, but the point is that the woman shocked me! She also used to have……
Microfiction is a ludicrously short story, usually about 250 words. Microficticious works have all the same elements as regular works, but are forced to show them quicker. If novels are meant to be read over a month, novellas over a…
I have 4000+ words left to write and no place to write them in. Not to mention the fact that all of my life’s work was on that (about 1.2 Gigs worth of Word and Publisher files… so yeah, quite…
Damn it, I missed NaNoWriMo. I wanna write a novel in 30 days! Do you think it might be too lame to do it on my own? I think I’m just going to have to wait for 2006. Until then,…
500 words due Tuesday morning. 2000 words due Wednesday day. 2000 more words due Wednesday day. 3000 words due Friday afternoon. ———————————— 0 words I have done Monday night. I’m going to stop claiming that this isn’t who I am.…
Speculation: QANTAS roundtrip flight on off-season from LAX to SYD: $910. The same United Airlines roundtrip flight: $1400 Greyhound trip from El Paso to Los Angeles and back: $242. Limosines busline trip from El Paso to Los Angeles: $88. Petrol…
I wish I knew some way of shrinking these pictures using just html. These campus computers are severely lacking in certain respects.
Apparently I’ve become known for my philosophical posts. I find that interesting, because philosophy is a rather small percentage (20.45) of the totality of my postings. … by the way, notice how the 22.45 has no percentage sign attached? Yeah,…
Apparently there is some interest out in the world wide web for the positions that I now or will later have open. Okay, to wit, the positions are as follows: Web designer: Design a fantastic website in which each page…
If you haven’t hugged (or kissed) a beautiful, intelligent, amazing girl today, go out and do it. If you’re not attracted to girls, now is the time to experiment. Who knows, you might like it. If there are no girls…
2006: Graduate, move out, get job, save money, get Pix Capacitor up and running once a month, legalize in July, advertise in September, hire artist, get some help with web designing. 2007: Take in advertising, get self-sustainability by July, perhaps…
Why am I leaving Australia again? I know there’s a reason. A sure-fire, sealed and accepted, unavoidable reason, but I can’t think of what it is for the life of me. Okay, these are the excuses I often use when…
Trumpet Rob shaved my head today. We did it at one o’clock in the middle of campus with over a dozen of my friends watching. (Included: Ex_Cal, Steve, Lucien, L, L’s friend whose name I always forget, Suzi, Cam-EE, Liza,…
Tao of Gabe Gabe the Conscientious Beaver here to propose a weeklong curriculum in which Intelligent Design would be taught as a critique to evolution. Here we go: In the beginning, Gabe taught the class. And Gabe said, ‘let yous…
someone once asked me for advice on the best way to take care of a paper cut. you know what i said? amputation.
Moofruot and I have a lot in common. Probably more than either of us realizes, quite frankly. When I was growing up (in the middle of nowhere), we had a gate that we would close and lock every night. Now,…