Your duties don’t hug back
- by Pixel
If you haven’t hugged (or kissed) a beautiful, intelligent, amazing girl today, go out and do it.
If you’re not attracted to girls, now is the time to experiment. Who knows, you might like it.
If there are no girls willing to hug (or kiss) you, introduce yourself to someone every day until you meet someone who will appreciate you.
Don’t waste your time here. I have nothing of worth to tell you other than that you’re wasting your time reading the one piece of worth that I have:
Do not read this.
it’s a real paradox.
And the more time you spend trying to work out the paradox, the less time you leave for hugging (and kissing).
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If you haven’t hugged (or kissed) a beautiful, intelligent, amazing girl today, go out and do it. If you’re not attracted to girls, now is the time to experiment. Who knows, you might like it. If there are no girls willing to hug (or kiss) you, introduce yourself to someone every day until you meet…