The 2005 Eli Awards
- by Pixel
Best Overall Post
Funniest Post
Let’s make a dead philosopher cry
Oddest Post
Most Insightful Post
Most Memorable Post
Most Original Post
Worst Overall Post
Best Meme
Best Post Title
Worst Post Title
You Pee En Dee Queue? Oh, Ess!
Best Overall Comment
We Need To Talk
‘Hmmm…
Sometimes it is necessary to talk, though… and sometimes it is hard to bring up a topic in the normal flow of a conversation. For instance:
Him: So I was waiting at a red light the other day and some idiot almost backed into me.
Her: Ah… moron… speaking of morons, I slept with your best friend last night.
Do you see how a simple “We need to talk” could have assisted in preparing the other for the impending conversation? Since it’s been programmed into us that “WNTT” is a prelude to a more serious subject matter, at times, it’s merciful to insert the phrase.
I think any real relationship will “need to talk” every now and then. Hopefully not very often, but enough. Personally, I’ve never been in such a relationship, so I don’t fully understand the gravity of the phrase.’
Worst Overall Comment
Polluted Airwaves
‘OMG.. wow. you’re so dumb.’
‘shall i even begin explaining the reason why your ideas are lame?’
‘*reasons’
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