Ha ha. Ever notice how some authors have odd names? I realized while looking up Dracula that Bram Stoker’s name looks an awful lot like a porn name. Then I realized how they all have silly looking names. Let’s go. Again!
St. Augustine of Hippo
Gustav BenJava
Earl Derr Biggers
Edgar Rice Burroughs
Iris Chang
Deepak Chopra
John Maxwell Coetzee
Richmal Crompton
Philip K. Dick
Alexandre Dumas
Umberto Eco
Mary Gentle
Hugo Gernsback
Günter Grass
Jürgen Habermas
Qurratulain Haider
Alamgir Hashmi
Dafydd ab Hugh
Lee Iacocca
Dean Ing
Jack Kerouac
Dean R. Koontz
Ignacy Krasicki
Harold Sonny Ladoo
Stephen R. Lawhead
Anita Loos
H. P. Lovecraft
Amin Maalouf
Alasdair Alpin MacGregor
Andrew Mango
Michael Moorcock
Phaswane Mpe
Edith Nesbit
Jeff Noon
Amos Oz
Jose Luis Rodriguez Pitti
Bill Peet
Plato
Edgar Allan Poe
Peter Pohl
Daniel Poliquin
Alexander Pope
Heather Graham Pozzessere
Akutagawa Ryunosuke
Sait Faik
Alexander Solzhenitsyn
James Spix
Johanna Spyri
Rod Serling
Theodor “Dr. Seuss” Geisel
Bram Stoker
Wladyslaw Tatarkiewicz
Leon Uris
Janwillem van de Wetering
Oscar Wilde
Adam Wisniewski-Snerg
Ha ha. Okay, now if you can find a funnier author’s name (legitimate, not pseudo), you get a secret, forbidden prize of mystery.
Fair enough?
Go!
