Sith Happens.

$115 Million budget for the sixth movie in a franchise that passed its peak 25 years ago… The Phantom Menace sucked anus, the Attack of the Clones was the equivalent of a live fart, what makes anybody want to watch this one?

How bad do these movies have to be before people stop handing their money over? And why is the marketing budget three quarters of the cost of the movie ($95 million)? Is it because it whomps? (Time says it’s “Darker, scarier, better,” but that’s also true of my closet!) What is it with their fascination with this forbidden movie of mystery?

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