Month: March 2006

So I have a table of 12 people for a hypothetical dinner party, from anyone on earth, ever, fictional or no. Jesus, Nietzsche, Buddha, Heidegger, Descartes, David Hume, Jimi Hendrix, Jim Morrison, Sun Tzu, Chuang Tzu, Lao Tzu, and Satan (of course!). ME: Okay everybody just settle down. *sounds of a general clamour* NIETZSCHE: Jesus…

Ahh there’s nothing quite like a new mobile (or ‘cell’ for you people from that land filled with people who assume that the ‘u’ in ‘colour’ is superfluous). The smell. The feel in the hand. The way it seems to just beg to break itself suddenly and spectacularly the instant it’s out of warranty. Or…

If you’re like me, then you’re a 6-foot-something white guy (with great hair) from Australia, who’s writing a blog post at the very second. However, if you’re similar to me, then you’re probably just white. Now I’m sure the next question you’ll be asking me will be: ‘Jesus, I’m after your sagely advice in regards…

If you are reading this, odds are you are a struggling author. I too know the pains of waking up daily and having to use ‘words’ to craft ‘…things’. But worry not! If you can read this, you’re already halfway there! Knowing how to read is half the battle. Or possibly more. I haven’t done…

Yeah the new WTF Carnival entry is available on my blog right HERE. Sorry for the recent lack of updates- uni has just put its big mits all over mah schiznit (I’ve been told thats the proper way to talk… albeit by drunk people). Anyway, tomorrow? Big posts! Stay tuned! Don’t change the channel! Cliche…

Hey all, it’s me. The blog owner. Sorry world. I’ll try to stop subletting my personal life to my damned job. From now on, I’ll make it a point to pay way more attention to the people that matter in my life. Some sort of awesome post coming soon. But in the meantime, Ex_cal’s doing…