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Shh!! He’ll hear us!

I’m staying in my friend Sandy’s house for the week. I met her roommate two hours ago. Soon after I met her boyfriend Matt.

They’re having sex right now. They’re trying to be quiet, but as you can see from this map,

________________
| . . . . . . . |
|______|O . . O |
| . . . . . . O |
|______| . . .  |
| Them | . . Me |
|_______________|
(No, the walls really are that thin), they can’t possibly be that quiet.

I don’t know how I should feel about this, but most importantly, I don’t know how to act about it when they come out of the bedroom.

I’m thinking I’m going to pretend to be asleep. . .

. . .

Oh, crap! I think they finished. (That was quick.) I’m going to plug in my ear pieces and pretend I’m listening to music.

I just thought I’d publish this event in the most public place I could think of since they were trying to be so quiet about it.

Mental note: nobody is ever as quiet as they think they are.

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I’m staying in my friend Sandy’s house for the week. I met her roommate two hours ago. Soon after I met her boyfriend Matt. They’re having sex right now. They’re trying to be quiet, but as you can see from this map, ________________ | . . . . . . . | |______|O . .…