Let’s go shoot something!
1: Let’s go shoot something. We could shoot a rabbit! And eat it!! 2: I don’t eat meat. 1: … We could shoot a plant, too!
It doesn’t even make sense to me
I’m moving to Seattle with my friend Yoshi. He’s been planning on moving up there for over a year (his girlfriend lives there), but I just decided this week because I realized I’m not going to be able to make…
How to ruin a first date
My friend Alethea and I were trying to come up with things an otherwise attractive person could say or do to completely make them undateable. Let’s watch: Can we wrap this up soon? My mom wants me home by eight.…
Guess what the mailman brought me today: A Pocket Watch!! Which means that I can now tell the time.
Guess what the mailman brought me today: A Pocket Watch!! Which means that I can now tell the time… FROM MY POCKET!!!
Guess what the mailman brought…
Guess what the mailman brought me today: A Pocket Watch!! Which means that I can now tell the time… FROM MY POCKET!!!
I, Rule (part III)
(And now back to a series that I stopped writing because my mate Anson would always destroy my ideal society in the comments. As he rarely comments here anymore, I thought it’d be safe for me to go on to…
You know, celebrating Ramadan is a lot easier when you don’t believe in Allah.
You know, celebrating Ramadan is a lot easier when you don’t believe in Allah. All that praying and forgiveness would be quite annoying
You know, celebrating Ramadan …
You know, celebrating Ramadan is a lot easier when you don’t believe in Allah. All that praying and forgiveness would be quite annoying
The Meaning of Life is so Absurd
The struggle itself is enough to fill a man’s heart. One must imagine Sisyphus happy. — Albert Camus, in his 1942 essay of the absurd, The Myth of Sisyphus John Cottingham says that we must act in the [[praxis]] consistent…
I refuse to admit RaJ was right about cross-posting tweets.
I refuse to admit RaJ was right about cross-posting tweets. I’ll figure out how to turn off the silly ‘new blog’ notification soon.
Oh, dear Ramadan started today…
Oh, dear Ramadan started today and I’d already eaten cereal. Oh, well, Allah is a forgiving God (HA!). Thirty days of fasting start… NOW
A Pixelated Recipe
This is a quick meal for those of you who are in a hurry mornings to get to work. This shouldn’t take more than five minutes to make and promises to be a healthy, filling, nutritious, sexy meal to fill…
I hope I’m not the only person that gets happier when he figures out how to post asides than when a cute girl smiles at him.
I hope I’m not the only person that gets happier when he figures out how to post asides than when a cute girl smiles at him..
I’m going to post an update of what I’m doing.
I’m going to post an update of what I’m doing… coincidentally, what I’m doing is posting.
A quick, personal update
I’m going to post an update of what I’m doing… coincidentally, what I’m doing is posting an update of what I’m doing.
… and her Lovely Husband
“Suddenly, after seeing that movie, rape doesn’t sound funny anymore.” – Pixel’s friend Frank Jagear after watching Mystic River Pulitzer prize-winning columnist Connie Schultz has just released a new memoir: “… and his Lovely Wife: A Memoir from the Woman…
So wait, what’s the appropriate number of twitters one can do per day? Is infinity too many? Is negative infinity too few? I’m so confused
So wait, what’s the appropriate number of updates one can do per day? Is infinity too many? Is negative infinity too few? I’m so confused
Is all a-twitter.
Is all a-twitter. I think it’s drugs.