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Bad times to show off your juggling ability

  • In bed
  • On the toilet
  • While handling electrical equipment
  • While delivering a baby
  • At the dentist
  • During a psychiatric evaluation
  • When there’s two seconds left on the clock
  • While proposing
  • Tuesdays
  • To get out of a ticket
  • While meeting your girlfriend’s father
  • If you’re a plumber
  • At a bank robbery
  • When in doubt
  • While pleading your case in front of a Senate subcommittee
  • Behind a Senate subcommittee
  • When surrounded by wildebeest
  • On CSPAN or BookTV
  • On a first date
  • At a conference
  • In Pamplona, Spain
  • Moments away from death
  • During a job interview
  • At a political debate
  • Ever, if used as a pun, metaphor, or limerick
  • While holding triplets
  • In a foxhole
  • While speaking to a deaf person
  • When daddy is hitting mommy
  • When sneaking into the Pentagon or secret ninja base
  • During the taping of a ransom demand
  • While delivering a eulogy
  • While interviewing the Dalai Llama ((But not the Panchen Llama))

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6 Comments

  1. Random! Though I disagree on one count:

    My best friend often says random things, and often I can’t tell if she’s serious or not, because they seem far fetched and crazy most of the time (one of her most memorable lines: “Mozart is my soulmate!”) but she has proclaimed on more than one occasion that she could never marry a man who couldn’t juggle. And know her as I do… I think she’s serious. So, it stands to be said, that at least in her case, juggling on a first date might not be such a bad idea, hmm?

  3. A list? A LIST?! Oh, I’ve been on top of the list thing for years. I don’t know where mine has gotten to, though. Hmm. Maybe I shall have to make another.

  6. Um, is it bad that I’ve chosen to show off my juggling ability (or lack thereof) on at least five of these occasions…? 😀