Month: October 2007

Would you go and relive your youth if it wasn’t really going back in time? I realized, after writing my last post, that I never wanted to go back to that time in my life again! But if someone offered me a chance to do it, I’d do it in a heart beat. Why the…

Sorry about the bad advice I gave you last time. I couldn’t help it. It just seemed hilarious at the time. Besides, some jerk future version of myself did it to me when I was your age and he was the age I am now. If I ever get a hold of that bastard, I’ll…

I discuss my ideas with everyone, not just you e-people who read my blog. After the last post I wrote about Sim Pixelonia, my friend Frank* decided he wanted to create his own country too. Since I was both repulsed and attracted to his ideas at the same time, I decided to post them here.…

I now am a first-world citizen: I have high-speed INTERNET! Now I can waste more time… and quicker! # Related posts: Manifesto A spectre is haunting me — the spectre of myself as I ought to be. All the powers of old have entered into a holy alliance to exorcise this spectre: Gods and kings,…

Begin complaining about your menstrual cycle and other assorted feminine problems. Make plans with him and stand him up four times in a row. Then, when you show up and he doesn’t: throw a tantrum and cry. Steal his cell phone and give him treasure map that leads to the ocean…. then go on vacation.…

1111 comments to my blog!! Of course, 168 are mine and 257 were imported from an unrelated device… But 685 just doesn’t seem as impressive… # Do you think there’s any way to limit comments on posts to 10? I worry it gets too unwieldy after that.. Or perhaps I should just write more boring…