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I’m going to make a meme, because I like asking questions more than I like answering them (see: What’s a little Questioning Among Friends?). This meme is in the form of Jeopardy. Ready? Go!

Life Love Things that
are Interesting		 Jokes Favorites
with ‘ING’		 Potpourri
$200 $200 $200 $200 $200 $200
$400 $400 $400 $400 $400 $400
$600 $600 $600 $600 $600 $600
$800 $800 $800 $800 $800 $800
$1000 $1000 $1000 $1000 $1000 $1000

The answers (so this doesn’t last all day):

Life Love Things that
are Interesting		 Jokes Favorites
with ‘ING’		 Potpourri
Chaparral, NM Straight, like a slinky Merv Griffin wanted to create a new show that was impossible to cheat No. Statement said,
usually when asked
what I am doing		 Eating pumpkin seeds, laffy taffies and Mountain Dew
El Paso, Texas … well, apparently Same reason bad things happen to bad people, I guess Crib death What I am
really doing		 … umm, eating pumkin seeds, laffy taffies and Mountain Dew
Have fun, laugh, die in an awkward way I wish, I’m taking a break from the whole scene until I get my life taken care of first. This Web site donates ten grains of rice to poor people for every word you know. I am up to 30. They were my friends… The Friend most people associate with you, despite the fact that you’re only mildly interested in cocaine and Courtney Cox. Fountain pens, an embosser, a wax sealer or a Rubik’s cube
Way to rub it in, jerk. You can make it up to me by lending me some cash I suspect there’s a biological imperative to it which is why I refuse to participate. I’m a rational being, damn it! Usually, the Butler, but this time it was the Puerto Ricans The Holocaust. The place that hosts NaBloMoFo and other networking sites. A four-way tie between NaNoWriMo, NaBloPoMo, finding a job and applying to grad school
I don’t know and I don’t care *sigh* … way to debase yourself at every turn, Pixel DAILY DOUBLE!! Where’s My Tractor? Everyone chooses their own f***uck-ups. No, I don’t believe it is.

And now… the questions:

Life Love Things that
are Interesting		 Jokes Favorites
with ‘ING’		 Potpourri
Where am I from? What is my sexual orientation? What was the reason for the creation of Jeopardy!? Are you a truck driver? What is dancing? What are you doing right now?
Where was I born? No, really, we won’t stop being your friends, what is it really? Why do bad things happen to good people? What’s 18 inches long and can keep a woman screaming all night? What is staring into space contemplating
the meaninglessness
of it all with a razor
in one hand and a
gin & tonic in the other?		 What do you consider a good meal for late night cramming, catching up with deadlines and/or a first date?
What do you want to do with your life? Are you looking? What is freerice.com? What’s sad about four Mexicans going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Who is Chandler Bing? What would be a good present for me?
Why aren’t you in Seattle or Australia or Mexico right now? Why not? Are you just angry? Whodunnit? What’s worse than biting into an apple and finding a whole worm inside that apple? What is Ning? What is killing you most right now?
What’s the meaning of life? … Why? Do you know anyone? What would you call drinking two shots everyday during Jeopardy!? What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? What does my favorite quote: “Cada quien escoge sus propias chingaderas” mean? This is a question?

And now Final Jeopardy:

Trust and Honor
Yes, I am, I did and
I regret it daily,
how did you ever
think to ask that?

Now what is your wager and what is the question? Extra points for creativity.

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I’m going to make a meme, because I like asking questions more than I like answering them (see: What’s a little Questioning Among Friends?). This meme is in the form of Jeopardy. Ready? Go! Life Love Things that are Interesting Jokes Favorites with ‘ING’ Potpourri $200 $200 $200 $200 $200 $200 $400 $400 $400 $400…

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  2. Are you the one who used to astro project himself while I was awake and I thought you were my imaginary friend, who eventually I had jump off a cliff in florida during winter of 1994?