What a M-F-ing A-Hole

Curse words are interesting. People that overuse them reveal their ignorance, people that don’t use them reveal their prudishness.

I think they’re interesting. I don’t think they’re special or rude in any particular way (they’re sounds. Rude is the intention behind them), so I don’t get why people censor themselves or other people (or their children. Gosh that pisses me off, but more on that later).

Personally, I curse whenever I feel it’ll add something to the conversation (whether positive or negative. I just like talking, damn it!). Most of the rest of the time, I just abbreviate. I think it works better in that it’s a ‘…delayed shock.’

For instance:

F. those F-ing F-ers up their M.F-ing A., you S.O.B!
Or, Why don’t you just S. my M.F-ing D. you I. C-rag. You can sit your T. on this S. and T. your G.D. F-ing A-Hole until you B. from your G-die S.

B!

Ha ha. I’m funny.
And if you’re offended by that, you’re probably reading too far into it. 🙂

Curse words are interesting. People that overuse them reveal their ignorance, people that don’t use them reveal their prudishness. I think they’re interesting. I don’t think they’re special or rude in any particular way (they’re sounds. Rude is the intention behind them), so I don’t get why people censor themselves or other people (or their…

3 Comments

  1. This is just me, but I really like phrases that sounds like they’re gonna be swear words, sometimes people will even get angry at you for a second before their brain kicks it.

    Why don’t you go shut the front door!

    You mother trucker!

    I’m tired of your spit!

    Haha, I’m… mature… 🙁