Month: December 2007

My ten-year high school reunion is coming up in five years, so I’ve already started working on my lies. As you may know, the secret to a good reunion lie (or lie in general) is that it has to be believable, yet make an impression. Now, I could easily tell the same old, tired “I’m…

“GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” Grad school apps are not going well. Also, in case you were wondering, I registered temptationtoilet.com. I can’t believe nobody beat me to it! I’m thinking of turning it into a Web comic. My former co-writer and former artist already said they want to participate, so I’m expecting this to be great… Allow me…

After going through the whole process of applying to grad school, I’ve decided to write a ‘how to’ for people who are looking to get their Master’s degree… to look at while feeling destitute. Start early. I say this advice knowing full well it will be useless to everyone. Nobody looks for advice until really…

It’s a meme! A second generation meme, that is. I wish I’d thought it up, but as it is, credit goes to Ashley. And since I’m only against fifth generation memes and greater, here we go! There’s this girl I know. She’s in the class I go to, so I always see her and talk…

I got this idea from Abigail. Keep in mind that my phone doesn’t actually store anything in my outbox, so I had to reimagine these texts based on my inbox: Would you vote for Barack Obama if you found out he was black? What if you found out Hillary Clinton was a woman? Which is…