I’m going to make a meme, because I like asking questions more than I like answering them (see: What’s a little Questioning Among Friends?). This meme is in the form of Jeopardy. Ready? Go!
| Life | Love | Things that are Interesting |
Jokes | Favorites with ‘ING’ |
Potpourri |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| $200 | $200 | $200 | $200 | $200 | $200 |
| $400 | $400 | $400 | $400 | $400 | $400 |
| $600 | $600 | $600 | $600 | $600 | $600 |
| $800 | $800 | $800 | $800 | $800 | $800 |
| $1000 | $1000 | $1000 | $1000 | $1000 | $1000 |
The answers (so this doesn’t last all day):
| Life | Love | Things that are Interesting |
Jokes | Favorites with ‘ING’ |
Potpourri |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chaparral, NM | Straight, like a slinky | Merv Griffin wanted to create a new show that was impossible to cheat | No. | Statement said, usually when asked what I am doing |
Eating pumpkin seeds, laffy taffies and Mountain Dew |
| El Paso, Texas | … well, apparently | Same reason bad things happen to bad people, I guess | Crib death | What I am really doing |
… umm, eating pumkin seeds, laffy taffies and Mountain Dew |
| Have fun, laugh, die in an awkward way | I wish, I’m taking a break from the whole scene until I get my life taken care of first. | This Web site donates ten grains of rice to poor people for every word you know. I am up to 30. | They were my friends… | The Friend most people associate with you, despite the fact that you’re only mildly interested in cocaine and Courtney Cox. | Fountain pens, an embosser, a wax sealer or a Rubik’s cube |
| Way to rub it in, jerk. You can make it up to me by lending me some cash | I suspect there’s a biological imperative to it which is why I refuse to participate. I’m a rational being, damn it! | Usually, the Butler, but this time it was the Puerto Ricans | The Holocaust. | The place that hosts NaBloMoFo and other networking sites. | A four-way tie between NaNoWriMo, NaBloPoMo, finding a job and applying to grad school |
| I don’t know and I don’t care | *sigh* … way to debase yourself at every turn, Pixel | DAILY DOUBLE!! | Where’s My Tractor? | Everyone chooses their own f***uck-ups. | No, I don’t believe it is. |
And now… the questions:
| Life | Love | Things that are Interesting |
Jokes | Favorites with ‘ING’ |
Potpourri |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Where am I from? | What is my sexual orientation? | What was the reason for the creation of Jeopardy!? | Are you a truck driver? | What is dancing? | What are you doing right now? |
| Where was I born? | No, really, we won’t stop being your friends, what is it really? | Why do bad things happen to good people? | What’s 18 inches long and can keep a woman screaming all night? | What is staring into space contemplating the meaninglessness of it all with a razor in one hand and a gin & tonic in the other? |
What do you consider a good meal for late night cramming, catching up with deadlines and/or a first date? |
| What do you want to do with your life? | Are you looking? | What is freerice.com? | What’s sad about four Mexicans going off a cliff in a Cadillac? | Who is Chandler Bing? | What would be a good present for me? |
| Why aren’t you in Seattle or Australia or Mexico right now? | Why not? Are you just angry? | Whodunnit? | What’s worse than biting into an apple and finding a whole worm inside that apple? | What is Ning? | What is killing you most right now? |
| What’s the meaning of life? | … Why? Do you know anyone? | What would you call drinking two shots everyday during Jeopardy!? | What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? | What does my favorite quote: “Cada quien escoge sus propias chingaderas” mean? | This is a question? |
And now Final Jeopardy:
| Trust and Honor |
|---|
| Yes, I am, I did and I regret it daily, how did you ever think to ask that? |
Now what is your wager and what is the question? Extra points for creativity.
i wager it all. which is nothing.
who is the grizzly bear who attacked josh mcguire?
Are you the one who used to astro project himself while I was awake and I thought you were my imaginary friend, who eventually I had jump off a cliff in florida during winter of 1994?