“for saying the word ‘hell’ twelve times, ‘dead’ seven times, ‘death’ for times and ‘cock’ once” For some sad reason, this pleases me. Do you think it’s possible to go for NC-17?

PG “for saying the word ‘hell’ four times and ‘death’ once” What in the name of hell’s name is that hellish piece of hell? I wish death upon the dying of the dead hellish dead. Dead dead dead. Hell Hell…

“For saying the word ‘hell’ twice.” God damn it! Motherfucking shit! That rating sucks two tons of wobbly-monkey cock. … and now, no more cursing for two months.

Step One: Try to understand it. I never understood the concept of blind faith. Even when I believed in God, it was inductive faith rather than blind faith. I have inductive faith that the chair I sit on will not…

There’s a condition afflicting bloggers the world over known as Meditabellae desiderium or ‘Midpost Regret.’ Midpost regret occurs when a writer has started writing or nearly finished writing a post and realizes that their post was: a) poorly thought out.…

People are weird. This is my favorite story about the ‘scene‘ It doesn’t matter what scene it is or who is in it or what it’s about. It could be mac users ragging on PC users or star wars geeks…

(If memetics is going to claim to be the analogue of genetics, it’s got to be ready for a few harmful mutations every now and then. Luckily, in memetics, unlike genetics, you can purposefully mutate a meme. So seven instead…

Two questions: If you caught what you thought was a father beating his child, would it make it more or less acceptable if he said, “It’s okay, it’s not domestic abuse: I’ve never seen this kid before in my life!”?…

Why do you hate visitors? Do you think we smell bad? Are we jerks? Do we take all of your jobs? Or do you just think we’re going to bring rabbits into you and watch them wreck havok? I know…

(boy, I wonder how that turns out) Is it possible for a blog to have too many features? I argue it’s not. Old-timey visitors (from the 1920s or even from just yesterday) will note a few spectacular changes on the…

I need to rethink my naming of these daily posts. Frankly, I’m not seriously discussing June, the 27th OR 2007. But can you imagine if I did? Wouldn’t it be awesome? *scene: the Internet, you are reading another well-crafted blog…

Do you think Judas got ripped off when he sold Jesus out for 30 pieces of silver? How much would you have asked for? Would you have done it? Would you have kissed Jesus? On the lips? With tongue? I…

Them: From: +19152222904 To: Me 06/24/07 13:37 How was the party yesterday? Me: From: +19158678669 To: +19152222904 06/24/07 13:40 TERRIBLE!! two guys raped and beat me… i think i’m going to kill myself 🙁 can you come over? …

I did this today for a non-profit organization, but since I’ve not been in a school system that had one of those old-timey bells (ever), I don’t actually know what it’s supposed to look like. This is as close as…

Damn it, the bastards at keithandthegirl.com (no hyperlink to you, jerks), ruined the last Harry Potter book for me. They said who dies and who kills who. Now I’m trying to unlearn the information with as much disinformation as I…