Evolution of a Mind

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Memes have a survival of the fittest of their own: only the best memes survive. I’m hoping this particular meme does. Breakerslion tagged me (shh!) to post the evolution of my blog via significant posts. Here goes: First Post. In…

Advice for First-Time Parents

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2: I think I’m getting my hearing back, how about you? 1: What? 2: WHAT?? In order to not spoil your child, pay equal amounts of attention to something else. We recommend drugs or alcohol. The sooner you start feeding…

Why being attacked by zombies might rock

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I suppose you won’t bother with a corresponding Pros list, though for completeness’ sake – you really should. – Radioactive Jam said on Thursday, 4 October, 2007 Sudden food and electronics binge to die for. Never a dull day again.…

Why being attacked by zombies might suck

There’s probably some drawbacks to the world being overtaken by zombies I’m not seeing. – Me, after seeing Resident: Evil; Extinction/ Constant body odor Odds are most of the beautiful women would keep their promises and die before they slept…

October 2, 2007

I now hate the following states: Hawaii, Iowa, Rhode Island, South Dakota, Vermont, West Virginia, Wyoming, Arkansas and Regular Kansas on the count that I don’t have any fans from there… Except for tess coonce, who just found my blog…

September 2007 Report Card

Evaluation of Merit Pixel Q. Styx, certified blog writer Insight: 9.5 Originality: 10 Hilarity: 7 Reliability: 6.5 Language: 9.5 Spelling: 9.5 Social Science: 9.5 Art: 4 Cooperation: 0 Courtesy: 10 Self Reliance: 9 Conduct: 10 Attention: 9 Workmanship: 8 Effort:…

Remember that Ode I did to Bluehost?

Remember that ode I did to Bluehost? Yeah, I take that back… My blog has been down for two days because their server accidentally erased every index file…. yeah, thanks.

Ignorance is Unpatriotic

The better the citizenry as a whole are educated, the wider and more sensible public participation, debate and social mobility will be…Highly sophisticated Élites are the easiest and least original thing a society can produce. The most difficult and the…

Jamal Tucker Must Die

Do I know myself? Well, yeah. I mean, I’d recognize myself if I saw me in a line up. – That’s just me talking to myself I think I know why the minority always dies in movies. It’s not hidden…

The opposite of apathy is anger

Question: “You’re not going to vote for Hillary or Obama, are you? Because if you are, I’m going to have to hit you.” Response: Okay. Say I have no idea who they are. Why does your hitting me make sense?…