“This Just In: Puppies cute!” — Kevin Smith #

NaNoWriMo is coming up… And for the first time eve, I’m going to take part. Starting November 1, I will be frantically writing a story in the hopes of reaching 50,000 words by December. This means that in November, I…

Sometimes the people I write silly letters to are foolish enough to respond to me. They do this for a variety of reasons including being ‘nice,’ finding me ‘interesting,’ and writing ‘cease and desist’ letters. That’s usually the part I…

Ignoring how much it would suck for everyone, is there any reason why schooling is not year round? #

I’m writing a novel! Let me know if you wanna be in it. Though everyone who lives is taken… and so are most of the non-embarrassing deaths # …You know, I think 140 characters really is more than enough for…

I write what I like to read. This is bad for my readers but good for me. To be fair, I mostly write menial things: “can I borrow some superglue, a horse and your stamp collection?” Still more often, I…

Man, you had to call during the ONE hour a day I get to spend on the toilet! #

Like an abused wife defending her husband, I defended Yahoo! for over a year before their lack of support for a higher level of MySQL (geek stuff) made upgrading my blog impossible. So I switched to WordPress’ recommended host: Bluehost.…

My blog is still there! It’s still there! I messed with the database and my blog is still there! I could write a something-spangled banner! #

Pixel Inc. and its subsidiary “A Pixelated Mind” also known as “pixcapacitor.com” (hereafter known as THE MAN) does hereby give you or your company (hereafter known as the AGENT) the following permissions: naming a building after Pixel copying and pasting…