When wrong number text messages fight back
27. I have scars on each wrist that look like I tried to kill myself with an ice pick. The true story, sadly, is far more lame.
(Apparently this happens to me quite often. Check out these posts: 1, 2, 3. Then see this one for something a bit different.)
Wrong number text message:
From: +19153281605
To: Me
03/23/08 18:03Hey thats MEST up
My reply:
From: Me
To: +19153281605
03/23/08 18:05Oh, sorry. I didn’t realize I’d taken the door off and left the microwave on instead of house sitting this week.
Them:
03/23/08 18:08
Oh cool lol i guess so are you going to wear your beach gear
Me:
03/23/08 18:11
Yeah, to go hiking, then to the prom. You?
Them:
03/23/08 18:14
Wat you mean
Me:
03/23/08 18:17
Wait. This is Gladys, right?
Them:
03/23/08 18:19
Yeah why
Me:
03/23/08 18:21
No reason. But you know how Lawrence likes to play with people he wrong number text messages.
Them:
03/23/08 18:31
I kno i dont like it so wat you doin now
Me:
03/23/08 18:34
I’ve just started my daily cleansing ritual. I hope I don’t pass out from blood loss again
Them:
03/23/08 18:35
Ha ha thats funny why its to early
Me:
03/23/08 18:37
I want to finish in time for the party tonight, because I need a clean conscience for what I’m planning to do: Seppuku.
Them:
03/23/08 18:44
Seppuke wat ok
Me:
03/23/08 18:47
Ritualistic japanese suicide. I was going to self-immolate, but decided that might be excessive.
Them:
03/23/08 18:47
You talking to smart to me
Me:
03/23/08 18:49
Sorry. So, how about sex and violence? That’s still cool, right?
Them:
03/23/08 18:52
So you like all those stuff
Me:
03/23/08 19:06
No. No, I don’t.
Them:
03/23/08 19:07
Ok good do you kno who is this
Me:
03/23/08 19:08
No clue. Do you know who this is?
Them:
03/23/08 19:11
PRISSY
Me:
03/23/08 19:13
Oh, cool, this is Christina, you have the wrong number
Them:
03/23/08 19:14
Oh sorry bout that
Me:
03/23/08 19:16
That’s cool. It happens to me surprisingly often. I’m blogging about it as we speak.
Them:
03/23/08 19:19
Lol its melissa
Me:
03/23/08 19:20
The only melissa I know died horribly in a train wreck. Or I lost track of her after high school. Either or.
Them:
03/23/08 19:22
Dude i dont kno you um 14 ((And this was when I stopped texting back on the count that I like moving into neighborhoods without having to inform everyone in them that I just have a terrible sense of humor and Yes, I can be that stupid.))
advice: If ever you get the joyous opportunity to mess with a stranger via the world of SMS, be sure you have an idea of what you’re doing before you start.
observation: Why is it that it’s always remedial high school girls that wrong number text message me? Is it just in the volume of text messages that they send out
27. I have scars on each wrist that look like I tried to kill myself with an ice pick. The true story, sadly, is far more lame. (Apparently this happens to me quite often. Check out these posts: 1, 2, 3. Then see this one for something a bit different.) Wrong number text message: From:…
I always get them from little high school boys. it’s too bad my text plan is so limited because i can’t afford to screw with them. lord, would that be fun.
TXT:
So, what happened at that party last night? I hear Keith had a blast. Did Michelle ask about me?
hahahaha
That’s brilliant.
I’m gonna send this to my brother. :p
why do I believe that this really happened?? do you mean to tell me… freaken C.