Phrases that could end political careers
- by Pixel
40. No matter where I go, I always have to carry something with me, usually in the form of a binder, book, or backpack. When I was a kid, I used to carry two books everywhere: in case i was ever trapped anywhere and finished one. That never happened. Now I carry three: just in case I don’t feel like reading two of them.
The post for today has been delayed because I needs to get this idea out and Sunday is a bad blog audience day. So, instead of my analysis of my own sense of humor, I’ll give an example in the form of phrases that would end a political career.
- “Actually, I think Martin Luther King Jr. was just asking to be shot.”
- “You know, I’ve got to say, I just don’t trust the Jews.”
- “Are you kidding? I convert my dollars to yen every paycheck.”
- “You think that’s bad? MY preacher regularly wipes his butt with the American flag.”
- “Bitches ain’t shit.”
- “Man, even I’M voting for the other guy.”
- “You wouldn’t believe the kind of tail I get in this office.”
- “Don’t worry: I’m just saying this stuff to placate my base.”
- “I voted for that because it was really politically prudent at the time. But I never really believed that.”
- “Why am I only running for four years? Because with what I’m going to do, nobody would elect me after that anyway.”
- “Hey, if the economy ever gets that bad, we can just sell Alaska back to Russia.”
- “It doesn’t really matter who you vote for, we decided I would win way back in January.”
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40. No matter where I go, I always have to carry something with me, usually in the form of a binder, book, or backpack. When I was a kid, I used to carry two books everywhere: in case i was ever trapped anywhere and finished one. That never happened. Now I carry three: just in…