My voice sounds like that because my nose still hurts… I’d like to think. Maybe I naturally sound like that… :-S Click here to hear me talk about the previous post. I hope this is the last I have to…
I write this from the couch where the most exciting part of this story happened. I’m an idiot five times before the end of this story, but rather than save my reputation, I’m going to be as honest as I…
Is beaten, but not broken. Need new glasses, last pair are crooked due to an unexpected high-speed collision with a very fat fist.
Day 2: It is a good sign when your nose decreases in ratio of blood to snot. EDIT: Cops have a guy! EDIT EDIT: Cops have THE guy. He had my iPod on him when they caught him and corroborated…
Today i was beaten, burgled, and had my house broken into. Not necessarily in that order. So he asked to use my phone, then started punching me. I fought him off and called the cops. I’d go on, but my…
I have to rewrite my suicide note. Teacher says the first draft was ‘too preachy.’
I… did it again. Not satisfied with any of the other bingo sheets out there, I made my own. It’s only useful for the next 18 hours, so download away and good luck!
Things are shaping up. Just today: an attractive girl smiled at me. Pretty soon: it’ll be on purpose.
We’re having a party for the V-P debate!
Hey guys, I found some people on the Internet that still think Sarah Palin is competent: