Month: October 2008

“Did you tow my car, sir?” Related posts: Christmas Cracker Jokes Q: Why is it so cold at Christmas? A: Because it’s in Decemberrrrrrrrrrr!!! Q: Why does Santa have 3 gardens? A: So he can ho-ho-ho. Q: Mam, can i have a dog for Christmas? A:… The Magic Ratio There is a direct and inverse…

My friend Pixel is likely the craziest person I’ve ever met. His stories and adventures are not something easily trifled with. This is the only person I know sitting on earth that would literally die to keep his word (that almost happen last week). And although this characteristic appears to be the peak of human…

Make a simple word game. Success! Related posts: Update, Dammit, Update!! I was angry at myself for not updating until I realized that it was my duty to update it and I couldn’t expect something new unless I, myself, put it up there. That sucks. Someone… Manifesto A spectre is haunting me — the spectre…

…would they really be worth having? Related posts: The Magic Ratio There is a direct and inverse squared ratio between the amount of awesome stuff one does and how many posts they put on their blog. Figure that one out.. .. Or don’t. Whatever. It works… Manifesto A spectre is haunting me — the spectre…

Twenty-four cookie recipe only makes fourteen. Related posts: Tao of Gabe: Cookie is a Sometimes Topic Tao of Gabe Gabe the Delightful Beaver here with a preposterous claim: Cookie Monster never eats cookies!! Check it out the next time you see him. He always yells and moves his hands in a… About The Blog A…

Haikus Other types of poetry Set words (6, but maybe more) Set themes (rotating by author) Writing stories (hopefully good ones) where the authors switch every sentence. Microfiction Set words or rules that must be worked into a story. p.s.  I reserved constrainedwriting.com, just because it shocked me that it wasn’t yet taken.  I’m thinking…