Day 3: finger still purple and fat, but I can bend it 60 degrees now without passing out.

Day 3: finger still purple and fat, but I can bend it 60 degrees now without passing out. So I’d say it’s a lot better now.

Dear World: I miss Sleep, I feel guilty for cheating on it with Extreme Exhaustion.
Isn’t a maverick a person who plays poker without knowing what cards he’s dealt?
I have a habit of shooting from the hip and straight into my foot.
When I was young, if you wanted to drunk dial, you had to find a pay phone first.

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