Month: June 2009

This will offer no clues to anyone looking to guess what letter I’m on.  You might think it will, and it might if you already had a good guess.  But trust me: this post will be more misdirection than regular direction. I think you could be a little bit nicer to yourself and others. You…

Only one today.  Hopefully this doesn’t help anyone figure out the pattern. You’re cute, interesting, and fun.  I’d say we should hang out more, but that’s probably not true. This series:  pt. i, pt. ii, pt. iii, pt. iv, pt. v, pt. vi, pt. vii, pt. viii, pt. ix, pt. x, pt. xi, pt. xii,…

Even more! I’m so damn sorry.  I wish I had known myself better so that this wouldn’t have happened. The drugs really did a number on you, didn’t they? I’m so very sorry I missed your wedding.  You got me where I am now, though, and I don’t want that to go in vain. You…

So I set my face on fire today.  Then Homer Simpson taught me a valuable lesson.  Let me back up. It was my shave day and I had to go meet some friends at a local burrito establishment.  Naturally, I put off shaving ((Clarification: Please insert “my face” after the word “shaving.”)) until the last…

It turns out I have to make friends whose names start with the following letters:  Q, U, O, X.  If you know a quirky Quentin, an unassuming Ursula, an original Omar, or a xenophobic Xavier, please: send them my way. And now… more!  (psst!  I’ve just changed the pattern.  Only one person got it before,…